Monday, January 16, 2012

People

Here are a list of people I wish would just go away and never come back.


Donald Trump- I think the majority of the world would agree with me on this one. He is so cocky. He's kind of a d-bag. He thinks he's God's gift to the entire world. He is an idiot. He thinks money is everything. His hair is stupid. He talks annoyingly. He isn't a real New Yorker. Just go away.



Steven Tyler- This man is way past his prime, in my opinion. Who still lets him be on television? He's weird, he dresses strangely, he doesn't seem to make any sense half the time he talks. I will not deny that I enjoyed many of his songs when he was in Aerosmith but that was years ago. Give it up, man, give it up.


Mario Balotelli- Let's look at some of the things this m an has done recently: crashed his Audi R8 and was found with 5000 pounds in his pocket. Supposedly suffered an allergic reaction to grass. Was fined for throwing darts at youth players from a training ground window. Decided it was fashionable to wear a five-fingered hat. Was arrested for strolling through the grounds of a women's prison in Brescia. Set fireworks off in his bathroom. Had to pee so badly, he went into a Manchester elementary school to use the facilities. Oh, and did I mention that he's a footballer? Yeah, it would be hard to guess that with all the shenanigans. Go away, Mario.


Cristiano Ronaldo and Didier Drogba- I don't have to explain this one. If you know me, you know my feelings about these two individuals.


Sarah Palin/Michelle Bachman- Words cannot even express how much I despise these women, much less y lack of respect for them and their sketchy, at best, knowledge of American history. John Quincy Adams was a founding father? He was 9 when the Declaration of Independence was signed. Paul Revere was warning the British that we were going to take their arms? He did no such thing. Both of you go back to where you can from. Which should be a fifth grade classroom.


The Kardashians.... all of them...- Although, now if I think about it, I'm sure the economy is appreciating all the money that is going into purchasing eyeliner and fake eye lashes, trashy clothing, boob jobs, high heels and big cars. If I had a dollar for each time these people said "like" in a normal sentence, I would be as rich as them. Remind again why they are famous?


Glenn Beck- I have watched his show once. I did not understand a word that he was saying. Luckily, he has sort of already gone away, now that he does not have his television show. So we are on step closer to never having to hear from him again...

Anyone connected to Twilight- Worst book ever. Worst movie ever. Can these people act? Does Kristen Stewart ever change her expression? Do they always have to take their shirts off? Why does this Jasper character look like a girl? Where did the Asian guy come from? When will the last movie come out so we will never have to see another preview again? Can someone get Stephanie Meyer to stop writing books? That would be splendid.





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