Aliens?

Have you ever watched the show "Ancient Aliens"? If you haven't, you are missing out. This show, on the History Channel, is hands down, the greatest show in the world. Important academics, or "Ancient Alien Theorists" around the world discuss and enlighten viewers to the impact of ancient aliens on major events in history. For example, did you know that many high-level Nazi officials disappeared because of their involvement with alien technology. Also, Valley Forget was won because of alien help- George Washington went out to the woods to pray and think about the battle and encountered little men with green faces. It's totally proven. Wouldn't you totally believe anything being said by these guys?

I would.

Now, some people have said that this show is far fetched or hugely speculative or even expounds wildly on theories suggesting that astronauts wandered the Earth freely in ancient times. For some reason, most of the ideas presented on the show are not accepted by the scientific community. I have no idea why. You should check out an episode for yourself.

And if you enjoyed this and believed it, then join us for our "Ancient Alien Theorist" nights on Thursdays. Just know that if you come, be prepared to give your best Childress impression...