I was looking back over my facebook quotes page a few days ago, not for any reason, just before. I don't think I've updated the quotes since 2007 and I realized that this gives me a pretty good snippet of my life, the people I talked to, those who I thought were funny, etc. at that moment in my life and the years preceding it. These probably will not make any sense to most people but some select few may enjoy scanning through and seeing if their quote made the cut. I know that they still personally make me grin, years later.
| -------------------- Just another cello-playing Mossad agent... ...with a passion for Liverpool Football Club, Newcastle United and the England National Team JFT96 RIP YNWA We won it five times..... I want a pet Stegasoraus- don't laugh, it's true. I MET MICHAEL OWEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
Jon Stewart: The show that leads into mine is puppets making crank-calls! Love LFC with all your Heart, Mind, Soul and Body; that makes you a true fan. Mariah: I am starting to believe that the History professors have you locked up somewhere and are forcing you to do nothing but grade papers, except for occasional outings to the Goose. ... Me: let's just say i've gone through some dramatic changes since you left Shiri: oh...really Me: oh yes, very dramatic Shiri: care to elaborate? Me: well, i have cornrows, i'm black and my name is laquisha Shiri: I KNEW IT! Chelsea is the most despicable, ungracious, arrogant, cheating, dirty, disdainful, horrible horrible team there has ever been. Danielle: I would love it if my teacher were not a sexist, alcoholic, insenstive, extremely politically incorrect to no end atheist who cheated on his wife with women in Egypt while doing his fieldwork. Gary Lineker: Football is simple. For 90 minutes 22 men go running after the ball and at the end the Germans win. Baddiel & Skinner: Even though she's gotten fat and really trailer trash, I still hold a candle to Britney Spears over Cristina Aguilera. Those caught making comments such as "Isn't it ironic that someone that tall is named Crouch?" should be shot. Mindy: I want go to on a ROAD trip, not a GUILT trip! Sonya: Who needs friends when you have a fetal pig? Megan: I was afraid your boobs would overtake you, but they didn't, which is good. Shiri: I'm a this nerdy science awards dinner thing and there's a Mexican buffet for dinner. The dessert is FLAN!! I laughed. And didn't eat it. Mark Z. Danielewski: Because without him, I was only revolutions of ruins. Simon Schama: Queen Sugar is a real bitch. Megan: Well, the 'rents are home and I should go dislodge the headphones from my child's throat. Sonya: I got bored hanging out in my tv-less apartment so I flew to Irvine. Mom: It's not reality dating games or shows about fashion or cooking or modeling or surviving or choosing suitcases. Me: Suitcases? Mom: Deal or No Deal. Me: Oh. Tim: Don't ever say you miss the cold. What is wrong with you? Megan: Sorry, I was just waiting for the part of the story where he said he loves you... Yosh: I don't know how you teachers do it...getting to know 50+ different kids at a time...maybe you'll inspire like 5 of them to go on and do great things...and then they'll make a tnt movie about you... Shiri: Tomorrow night. Dean dies. Stoked. Hadasi: Love-kisses-hugs-dru Megan: Seriously Michal, I'm beginning to think you have masochistic tendancies... ;-) Your country needs you. Help your economy and spend your government stimulus by buying soccer gear at foxsoccershop.com. -tag at the bottom of the screen on FSC Goddammit....if we cant get internet right how the hell are we gonna conquer the universe Michal....HOW? -James I can’t remember the freaking details of the goddamn story. –Ali I'll keep my fingers crossed because I don't pray. -Mark | |
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