We started out on a short detour down to Cheddar, famous for cheese and a beautiful gorge. We ended up driving through the gorge, winding little roads in between large magnificent cliffs. It was kind of like driving through the Grand Canyon, just green and gray, not bright yellow and red and oranges. Parking was scarce so we didn't get to stop and buy cheese although I'm sure it would have been slightly better from the source itself than from just a supermarket.
According to one of my favorite books ever, Weird England, the M5 is the home for weird side of the road creatures. There's a large dinosaur, a camel and, my favorite, Willow Man. This was built by Sainsburys and another company who decided they wanted to create a road-side oddity. Willow Man was born. I'd give you even more info but the book is upstairs and I'm watching a young Ryan Reynolds on Two Guys and a Girl. So more info to come. Willow Man is just weird. End of story.
We drove through the Quantocks which is funny only if you're seen Peep Show. So basically none of my friends. But to those who have seen Peep Show, yes, this is where Jez and Mark get lost trying to find Sophie, who it turns out is back at the hotel the whole time.
The Quantocks led us straight into Exmoor National Park. There was a magnificent castle on the way inside to the park, which was just rolling hill after rolling hill after rolling hill of green-ness.
The only problem that we found in Exmoor was the free steam engine rides. Which we got stuck behind. Along with like fifty-thousand other cars. Therefore it was very slow going for awhile. And lots of swear words were uttered. Mainly by the driver. Well, all by the driver. Luckily it was only about a ten minute delay and soon we were along our way.
Our next stop by Newquay, which was Kristen's Waterford. Just like Waterford was my Waterloo. And Waterloo was Napoleons... well.... Waterloo. Newquay was the iconic "surfer's paradise". There was a beach stripe with a fun one and lots of bouncy houses for the children, right next to a large church which seemed like an interesting juxtaposition. There was a large sandy beach, which is the first large sandy beach then I've seen in England yet (there was one in Ireland though) and some rock/cliff formations. My favorite thing about the beach was the house up on the cliff that you could only get to by a bridge. See picture below. And then buy it for me so I can live there. K, thanx.
Epic, huh?
The problem with Newquay was the parking lot. There may have been a slight hit and run with lots of witnesses (the car was fine, no people were injured in the slight tapping of the car) and then we had to go up a large hill to get out of town. We were let through by a mustachioed man in a car who became scared for his life as we gunned the little golden car we were in (it's a manual which was the crux of our issues) and sped up the hill, jerking forward in the process. The expression on his face was priceless and I doubt he will ever be kind and let anyone else through ever again.From Newquay, we sped through South West to get to the Minack Open Air Theatre. This place was breathe-taking. An entire theatre carved right out of the cliff-side, overlooking the turquoise sea. And yes, the sea was turquoise although the pictures don't really do it justice. The entire place was built by Rowena Cade, supposedly single-handedly but let's not get carried away here, lady. Shows are performed all throughout the summer and I kept thinking about seeing Shakespeare by the Sea with AXP and how even more incredible that would have been if it was literally by the sea in this theatre. New thing for the list- seeing a show at the Minack Open Air Theatre.
Now that the one place we had a deadline for was passed, we were able to make the drive slightly more leisurely. Which was good because the roads from the Theatre to Land's End were awful- tiny, high hedges, very sharp turns with no visibility, it was pretty crazy. We were able to make it to Land's End with no issues though, which was great. Land's End is the western-most point of England and looked out to sea. It was definitely a "fun-zone" type area too with lots of shops, playgrounds, jungle gyms, large ships and exhibits, restaurants, etc. There was also a sign post with how many miles to John O'Groats which is the northern-most point of the UK. The fellow in the picture below is biking from Land's End to John O'Groats for brain tumor charity. He was super cute- best of luck to him.
At the edge of the world!
On the way to Plymouth for the night, we stopped at Penzance, home of the Pirates (not Pittsburgh, the Gilbert and Sullivan ones). Penzance had long stretches of pebbly beaches, which reminded me a lot of Butterfly Beach in SB, just with pebbles. There was another great boardwalk with lots of chippies, a pool, lots of pirate ships (natch) and cafes. It was pretty empty on a Saturday night so clearly the boardwalk in Penzance is NOT the place to be or to party. Still, it was nice to have it all for ourselves, for rock skipping contests, jumping pictures and exploration. (And apparently to see a near-naked man like Kristen did.)
We eventually made it to Plymouth quite late (and on the way I had an interesting conversation with the proprietor of the hotel we were hoping to stay at) and got our room key. The girls headed down to the pub to get us some pub grub before the place stopped serving food since Kristen and I were definitely craving fish 'n chips but it was apparently way too loud there so we headed to a Chinese restaurant instead and ate family style. Delicious, since we were starving.The next morning, we left ahead of schedule and enjoyed the sites of Plymouth, which included Smeaton's Tower (where Drake went to go observe the Spanish Armada), another pool, the Citadel (still in use), and the harbour where the Mayflower shoved off to get to to the New World so they could massacre some Indians. Nice.
And then, it was all about Dartmoor. Amazing, magnificent, awe-inspiring, Dartmoor. I've loved Dartmoor since I read Laurie King's The Moor and then later, the Hound of Baskervilles and it was nothing like I pictured it. It was even more. There were some issues with getting some maps and walks, like Kristen almost running over some old ladies in Tavistock (in her defense, they were blocked by a car and she did not deserve the drubbing that she got.... "well you better! concentrate!") and the information centre being closed up tight. But when we finally drove onto the moor, the fog had come down and it was even more than I had pictures. We saw some little ponies that I imagined were just like Red, there were large tors that loomed in the horizons. Everything was green with the rolling fog coming over towards us. I was just waiting for a spectral hound or a large dog or a carriage with a white Lady Howard come over the ridge that we were on. We were able to just park on the side of the road at a little car park and wander around wherever we wanted to. It was so fantastic and more then I could have asked for.
We stopped momentarily at the Old Dartmoor Prison, which still houses prisoners but was also featured in Hound of the Baskervilles. It was a little sketchy though, mainly because of the car park and the sketch van with five people inside so we left quickly and headed onward to Widdecombe-on-the-Moor, which of course made me think of Sabine Baring-Gould collecting Widdecombe. The best part of this little chapel, other than the Green Man on the ceiling decorations, was the poem at the back of the church describing the time when the church was hit by lightening, thus causing the congregation to worry that it was a sign from Satan and become better Christians. I would have called foul play but it happened in the 1700s and I don't think they had Franklin's grasp on lightening yet.
It was clearly lunch time (3 pm again, our usual time) and by this time the sun had come out and was shedding its glorious light over all of the moor. We were next to two different tors- one that really looked like the Pyornkrachzark, the Rock Eater from the Never Ending Story and one was just a big pile of rocks. We climbed up to the very top of the first one and got this gorgeous view of the surrounding moor. Then we climbed up every higher to the other one- I had a harder time since I had making leaps of faith (just like the dang high ropes course!). There was a lovely bloke who gave me a hand on the way down, which was lovely. I always underestimate myself and want to give up but sometimes all it takes is one big kick. Anyway, I made it to the top and it was so worth it. I really can't describe the majesty and beauty but it was absolutely glorious. Give me a tent and a sleeping-bag and I really could live here forever.
And of course we had to get a shot on the top of the tor with the book that sparked it all- The Moor by the incredible Laurie R. King. I'm re-reading it right now and love it even more than the last time. I want to be Mary Russell, I seriously do! Sadly she's just about a thousand, million times smarter than I am. I'm trying to get a start though by living in Oxford, maybe that will help :)
We had a delicious picnic, courtersy of M&S in the shadow of the second tor. We watched some hub-bub down at the car park- an ambulance and a helicopter showed up but we were so far away that we really had no idea what was going on. Lots of spectators down there checking it our. We just headed out quickly- who really knew what our warrant status was. Once we got off the moor, it was a straight-shot home. A great ending to the trip was the lovely Willow Man. All in all, incredible trip. So worth it (I hope Kristen thinks so as well) and I truly believe I have seen "God's Country". Or at least Aslan's Country. I would be happy living on the moor forever and ever so if anyone can make that dream come true, let me know. I'll be your best friend! :)
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