A Standard Convo Between Me and the Sister

me: i had the most whackadoodle dream last night and you were in it

Roni: pray tell

me: we were somewhere, on this trip or something and we stopped in the evening outside this restaurant or party or something like that

all of a sudden, this olden guy grabs a pool cue and without cause or warning, starts beating me with it

it's very bizarre

i eventually grab the pool cue and don't hit him back but just kind of brandish it and aim at him

but i don't ever really hit him, it's more like you do with a dog or something to keep it away when it's trying to attack you

well eventually the police come and handcuff him but also handcuff the two of us for some reason

Roni: and what was i doing this whole time? just watching this happen?
me: i'm not sure, i was too concerned with the man beating me with the pool cue

me: they're going to deal with the situation but while waiting, instead of putting us in the police car, we get put into our own car

like they gently help us in cuz we're in handcuffs and close the door and just leave us, with our keys and everything

so you say, well, they never wrote down our plate numbers, we have our licenses, we can find a way to get the cuffs off, let's just go

so we drive off and nobody notices and we manage to get the cuffs off and we agree to hide them in a drawer at an unsuspecting friends house so that nobody discovers them and then leave

and we never get caught

the end

Roni: huh

sounds very sam and dean of us

except you probably would have whacked the guy with the pool cue

me: true

i didn't want to get in trouble so i figured that just brandishing it would have helped

and yeah, i never thought that it was sam and dean-esque

funny, cuz i watched no spn last night

no, that's a lie, i watched like ten minus of the end of the heaven ep

but then i watched the maltese falcon right before i went to bed

oh humphrey bogart....
Roni: legendary